They are brothers and their names are M_SGTTL and M_LGTTL, respectively. They were included with all commercial versions of DOOM but sadly, they were forgotten by their family and left out in the cold.
Forever cursed to be excluded from their loved ones, forever alone looking in from the outside at the other menus celebrating birthdays and Christmases.
Could you please help M_SGTTL and M_LGTTL reunite with their family? Please donate 50 000.... Ok, I think I've run this joke far enough. You get the idea.
